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Lisa Cofield
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“His idea of oral sex is talking about himself.”
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“If you go to the grocery store wearing hair curlers and sweats, you'll run into the man of your dreams.”
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“If anything can go wrong, it will ... in front of the cute guy you are trying to impress.”
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“No matter how closely you try to duplicate his mother's 'secret recipe' for pumpkin pie, yours will never be as good. His mother's 'secret recipe' for pumpkin pie can usually be found on the back of the can.”
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“The first nice day after several rainy days is called 'Monday.'”
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“Better late than never, unless you wanted to be pregnant.”