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Martha Bolton
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“If you think your children will be perfect, you're probably still looking at their sonogram.”
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“If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.”
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“Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer.”
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“I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.”
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“I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.”
Martha Bolton, U.S. writer
(1951)