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Carol Burnett

  • Words, once they're printed, have a life of their own.

    • Carol Burnett,
    • in Reader's Digest ()
  • Comedy is tragedy plus time.

  • I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

  • ... there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.

  • I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

    • Carol Burnett,
    • in Bill Adler, ed., Funny Ladies ()
  • Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

    • Carol Burnett,
    • in Trevor Hunt, Words From the Stars ()
  • Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

    • Carol Burnett
  • Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

    • Carol Burnett
  • Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

    • Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett, U.S. actor, comedian, singer, writer


Full name: Carol Creighton Burnett.