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Monica Piper

  • I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? This is my idea of a great day!

    • Monica Piper
  • Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who couldn't get out of jury duty.

    • Monica Piper
  • A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.

    • Monica Piper
  • I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the carpool lanes.

    • Monica Piper

Monica Piper, U.S. comedy writer, comedian

Born: May Lee Davis.