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Cathy Ladman

  • I'm not on the pill, but I label my Tic Tacs with the days of the week. Makes me feel like I'm in a relationship.

    • Cathy Ladman
  • Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.'

    • Cathy Ladman
  • All religions are the same. Religion is basically guilt with different holidays.

    • Cathy Ladman,
    • in Bill Adler, ed., Funny Ladies ()
  • Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

    • Cathy Ladman
  • My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

    • Cathy Ladman

Cathy Ladman, U.S. comedian, TV writer, actor