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Marjorie Gross

“Ever notice how whenever you're in pain, guys think you've got your period? You're lying on the floor with a spear coming out of your chest, and he says, 'What's the matter, you got cramps?'”
- Marjorie Gross,
- in Esther Blumenfeld and Lynne Alpern, Humor at Work (1994)

Marjorie Gross, U.S. television writer, producer

(1956 - 1996)