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Betsy Salkind

  • When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

    • Betsy Salkind
  • I've taken up meditation. I like to have espresso first to make it more challenging.

    • Betsy Salkind
  • I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.

    • Betsy Salkind
  • I'm not co-dependent myself, but aren't they great to have around?

    • Betsy Salkind
  • Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

    • Betsy Salkind
  • This sense of some mandate to reproduce seems rather outdated to me. When God said be fruitful and multiply, there were only two people.

    • Betsy Salkind,
    • "Why I Didn't Have Any Children This Summer," in Henriette Mantel, ed., No Kidding: Women Writing on Bypassing Parenthood ()

Betsy Salkind, U.S. comedian