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Kathleen Madigan

  • I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.

    • Kathleen Madigan,
    • in Good Housekeeping ()
  • Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!'

    • Kathleen Madigan,
    • in Jimmy Carr and Lucy Greeves, One Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh? ()
  • The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody.'

    • Kathleen Madigan

Kathleen Madigan, U.S. comedian