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Janine DiTullio

  • I was reading how a female spider will eat the male spider after mating. I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.

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  • I promised some people I'd water their plants and take care of their animals while they went on vacation. They're farmers.

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Janine DiTullio, U.S. comedy writer, comedian, voice actor