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“No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.”
“I would never go to see a male gynecologist. That would be like having your car worked on by a garage mechanic who never owned a car.”
“I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.”
“If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.”
“I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.”
“I was a virgin till I was twenty, then again till I was twenty-three.”