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Nicole Hollander

  • Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

    • Nicole Hollander,
    • syndicated comic strip "Sylvia" ()
  • My weight is always perfect for my height — which varies.

    • Nicole Hollander,
    • book title ()
  • Mercy, it's the revolution, and I'm in my bathrobe!

    • Nicole Hollander,
    • book title ()
  • Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

    • Nicole Hollander,
    • book title ()
  • Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

    • Nicole Hollander,
    • syndicated comic strip "Sylvia" ()
  • Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally — the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra — but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

  • We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

  • So she says I can't have catnip any more because it's like a drug. So, like, what's she worried about: I'm not going to do well in school or what?

  • Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ...

Nicole Hollander, U.S. cartoonist, writer


Full name: Nicole Garrison Hollander.