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Esther Blumenfeld

  • If worrying burned up calories, I'd be a size 5.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • Don't tell me any arguments between you and your husband, because you'll kiss and make up, and I'll still hate him.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • Slogans let the ignorant think they understand what's going on.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • If you have to ask the rabbi, it isn't kosher.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • In this world it rains on the Just and the Unjust alike, but the Unjusts have the Justs' umbrellas.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • You live and learn and then you die and forget it all.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • With relatives, long distance is even better than being there.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • Everybody's business is nobody's business.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • If you go through life trading on your good looks, there'll come a time when no one wants to trade.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Lynne Alpern and Esther Blumenfeld, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • If you can't dress for success, at least dress for trying.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Esther Blumenfeld and Lynne Alpern, Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama ()
  • If everyone laughs and your joke isn't funny, you must be the boss.

    • Esther Blumenfeld,
    • in Esther Blumenfeld and Lynne Alpern, Humor at Work ()

Esther Blumenfeld, U.S. playwright, humorist, writer