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Caryl Kristensen

  • ... that epidural was better than the sex that got me there.

    • Caryl Kristensen,
    • in Caryl Kristensen and Marilyn Kentz, The Mother Load ()
  • ... childbirth is something worth remembering ... because when you forget ... you get pregnant again.

    • Caryl Kristensen,
    • in Caryl Kristensen and Marilyn Kentz, The Mother Load ()
  • Living with teenagers is like watching Jeopardy! every night. After a while you start thinking, 'Maybe I am stupid.'

    • Caryl Kristensen,
    • in Caryl Kristensen and Marilyn Kentz, The Mother Load ()

Caryl Kristensen, U.S. actor, comedian, writer