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“If you have a spare pair of panty hose in your desk, you won't run the ones you are wearing. If you don't have an extra pair, you will.”
“Mornings come much too early in the day.”
“The length of time your boss spends talking at the morning staff meeting is directly proportional to how badly you want to take a nap.”
“A fool and his money are usually protected by a pre-nuptial agreement.”
“Children who can't get themselves out of bed on a school day will be up by 5 a.m. to watch Saturday morning cartoons.”