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“I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!”
“I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.”
“How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?”
Marsha Warfield, U.S. actor, comedian
Full name: Marsha Francine Warfield.