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“I'm not on the pill, but I label my Tic Tacs with the days of the week. Makes me feel like I'm in a relationship.”
“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.'”
“All religions are the same. Religion is basically guilt with different holidays.”
“Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.”
“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
Cathy Ladman, U.S. comedian, TV writer, actor