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“To me, gray hairs are like paychecks. Just because I'm getting them regularly doesn't mean I want to show them to everyone.”
“I don't smoke anymore, never have been much of a drinker, but I still have three mighty bad habits I can't seem to shake. When I'm not Shoulding on myself, I'm either Musterbating or suffering from Clogged Oughteries.”
“Truth to tell, if I kicked the butt of the person most responsible for producing the high-stress episodes I often experience, I wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks.”
“I have nothing against mornings. Both sunrises I've personally witnessed were no less than spectacular ...”
“... laundry is akin to an eighth-grader's homework assignments: seldom, if ever, completely finished.”