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“I'm amazed at people who wake up by themselves. I have a friend who says, 'The sun wakes me up. I don't need an alarm.' I find that amazing. The only way the sun could wake me up is if it set me on fire.”
“I went to college because they told me it was going to prepare me for the real world. Since when does the real world have spring break?”
“Going out with a jerky guy is kind of like having a piece of food caught in your teeth. All your friends notice it before you do.”