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Maureen Murphy

  • If God meant us to be naked he would have made our skin fit better.

    • Maureen Murphy
  • The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

    • Maureen Murphy
  • Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.

    • Maureen Murphy
  • A woman president would be great because she would save the country money, because she would make half of what a man president makes.

    • Maureen Murphy,
    • in Mary Unterbrink, Funny Women: American Comediennes, 1860-1985 ()

Maureen Murphy, Australian comedian, actor

Formerly: Daphne Davis.