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“If God meant us to be naked he would have made our skin fit better.”
“The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.”
“Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.”
“A woman president would be great because she would save the country money, because she would make half of what a man president makes.”
Maureen Murphy, Australian comedian, actor
Formerly: Daphne Davis.