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Carol Siskind

  • I just broke up with someone after three years. It was a love-hate thing. We both loved him and hated me.

    • Carol Siskind,
    • in Julia Klein, "The New Stand-Up Comics," Ms. ()
  • I believe in reincarnation. I've had other lives. I know. I have clues. First of all, I'm exhausted.

    • Carol Siskind
  • Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?

    • Carol Siskind
  • When I think of some of the men I've slept with — if they were women, I wouldn't have had lunch with them.

    • Carol Siskind
  • I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

    • Carol Siskind
  • What is Victoria's Secret? My guess is that she likes to dress like a slut.

    • Carol Siskind

Carol Siskind, U.S. comedian

(1952)

Full name: Andrea Carol Siskind.