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“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kind of like being the guy on a date.”
“I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.”
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.”
“[On the pill:] You have to keep taking it every day, regardless of what's going on in your love life. It's nice, during those two-year lulls, to have a daily reminder. 'I sleep alone, but it's time for my loser pill.' Can you imagine if men had to wear a condom for 30 days just in case they might need it? 'It's day 28, but somebody might call.'”
Caroline Rhea, Canadian comedian, actor