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“I was reading how a female spider will eat the male spider after mating. I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.”
“I promised some people I'd water their plants and take care of their animals while they went on vacation. They're farmers.”
Janine DiTullio, U.S. comedy writer, comedian, voice actor