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Nicole Hollander

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women."

Nicole Hollander, syndicated comic strip "Sylvia" (1981)

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"My weight is always perfect for my height -- which varies."

Nicole Hollander, book title (1982)

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"Mercy, it's the revolution, and I'm in my bathrobe!"

Nicole Hollander, book title (1982)

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"Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up."

Nicole Hollander, book title (1983)

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"Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else."

Nicole Hollander, syndicated comic strip "Sylvia" (1990)

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"Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally -- the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra -- but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person."

Nicole Hollander, Everything Here Is Mine (2000)

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"We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver."

Nicole Hollander, Everything Here Is Mine (2000)

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"So she says I can't have catnip any more because it's like a drug. So, like, what's she worried about: I'm not going to do well in school or what?"

Nicole Hollander, Everything Here Is Mine (2000)

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"Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ... "

Nicole Hollander, Everything Here Is Mine (2000)

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Nicole Hollander, U.S. cartoonist, writer
(1940 - )

Full name: Nicole Garrison Hollander.