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Joyce Armor

"Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again."

Joyce Armor, The Dictionary According to Mommy (1990)

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"Chastity belt: A labor-saving device."

Joyce Armor, The Dictionary According to Mommy (1990)

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"Hard labor: A redundancy, like 'working mother.'"

Joyce Armor, The Dictionary According to Mommy (1990)

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"Macho: The genetic defect that makes men want to teach toddlers to box."

Joyce Armor, The Dictionary According to Mommy (1990)

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"Twins: Womb-mates."

Joyce Armor, The Dictionary According to Mommy (1990)

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Joyce Armor, U.S. writer
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